Tone

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.“

“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.“

“I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.“

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.“

“I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don’t even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.“

“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.“

“We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, it’s cheaper, and you get more feet.“